In a perfect world ā and so much of Tom Bradyās career was as close to perfection as a football player can get ā the first retirement wouldāve stuck.
He certainly did nothing to enhance his legacy by returning for another season. And, of course, weāll never know if that regrettable decision cost him his marriage, as well.
But Bradyās farewell year ā he announced his retirement again on Wednesday, and this time insisted that he means it ā will quickly fade from our collective memories, overwhelmed by the enormity of his accomplishments over an unprecedented career.
The seven Super Bowl titles. The three MVP awards. The five Super Bowl MVP awards. The certain spot in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. The unquestioned legacy as the greatest quarterback ever to toss a pigskin.
And Brady being Brady, even his final season with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers ā the one he never shouldāve come back for at age 45 ā was hardly an embarrassment.
Yes, he presided over a team with a losing record for the first time in his 23-year career. (Let that one sink in for a moment. One losing season in more than two decades as an NFL quarterback. Simply amazing.)
Yes, he did get embarrassed in the playoffs after the Bucs snuck in only because a geographical anomaly gifted them a division title they hardly deserved.
But this wasnāt Willie Mays or Joe Namath or Muhammad Ali at the end of their careers, pitiable shells of their former greatness.
Tampa Bay was terrible on offense, but it was hardly Bradyās fault. Playing behind a line that had more leaks than a rickety old garden hose, he broke his own, year-old NFL record for most completions in a season with 490, and eclipsed another league mark with 733 passes thrown.
Only five other times in his career did Brady throw for more yards than this seasonās 4,694. A 66.8% completion rate also was among the best heās ever put up.
He wasnāt at the top of the game anymore, but he wasnāt that far off. NFL.com ranked him No. 11 among the leagueās 32 primary starting QBs at the end of the regular season, which seems an appropriate spot.
Brady couldāve gone deep one time, looking to connect on a desperation pass that mightāve given him a shot at a more appropriate ending: an eighth Super Bowl ring. There were some teams that mightāve been interested, perhaps even the San Francisco 49ers.
The team that reached the NFC championship game despite losing three quarterbacks to major injuries certainly has the talent everywhere else to make another run at the Super Bowl.
A one-off with Brady mightāve slowed the development of Trey Lance and Brock Purdy, but it wouldāve made the 49ers a clear Super Bowl favorite next season. For good measure, it wouldāve given Brady a chance to close his career not far from where he grew up in the Bay Area.
But weāll never know if such a scenario was ever realistic. With a 50-second video posted to social media on the one-year anniversary of his first retirement, Brady called it a career.
This time, he insisted, itās gonna stick.
āGood morning guys. Iāll get to the point right away. Iām retiring,ā he said, nodding his head slightly. āFor good.ā
He chided himself a bit for the hoopla that surrounded his 2022 decision, which he reversed 40 days later.
āI know the process was a pretty big deal last time,ā Brady said. āSo when I woke up this morning, I figured Iād just press record and let you guys know first. I wonāt be long-winded. You only get one super-emotional retirement essay, and I used mine up last year.ā
The saddest part of Bradyās final season was not the results on the field, but what happened away from the gridiron.
In late October, amid tabloid talk that Gisele Bündchen was livid at her husband for going back on his decision to retire, the couple finalized a divorce to their 13-year marriage.
They seem on good terms now.
Bündchen posted a comment to her ex-husbandās video on Instagram that said, āWishing you only wonderful things in this new chapter of your life.ā She tacked on a praying hands emoji. He added pictures of Bündchen and their children to his post.
No need to fret for the G.O.A.T.
Brady has already lined up an extremely lucrative landing for his post-playing career, agreeing last year to a staggering 10-year, $375 million contract to serve as a Fox game analyst.
It will be intriguing to see if he can bring the same brilliance and insight to the broadcast booth, especially when he rarely said anything all that interesting as a player.
Not to mention, his arrival is sure to stir up a bit of drama since Foxās current lead analyst, Greg Olsen, has quickly gone from stopgap to one of the best of the business.
But never bet against the guy who went from a sixth-round draft pick to the best thereās ever been.
āThank you guys for allowing me to live my absolute dream,ā Brady concluded in his retirement video, his voice quivering. āI wouldnāt change a thing.ā
Not even a final season that didnāt go as planned.
As with all things Brady, it might be the best performance weāll ever see by a past-their-prime athlete who shouldāve stayed retired.
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Paul Newberry is the national sports columnist for The Associated Press. Write to him at pnewberry(at)ap.org or at https://twitter.com/pnewberry1963
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